"It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of
humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush. Waking up on
Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself “maybe
I could make bread with that”. And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always
wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway” and then a “fuck, would
that even work?” and then I got curious and the next thing that
happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of
flour mixed with water,"
Can someone say Ewwwwww!!!
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